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    February 8th, 2010 | No comments

    How I Beat Candida and lived to tell!

    I can not even remember how long I have suffered with yeast infections (or even what it is, for that matter).

    I read somewhere that it is some kind of bacteria that grows inside your body and everybody has to some degree. Great.

    I do not remember being told that there was "Jock Itch" by a doctor when I was a teenager (do not ask, long time ago). I told the doctor then must be a mistake, I've never had an athlete in my life belt. He laughed and gave me some cream to treat it.

    Fast forward about twenty years later, and I'm back in the doctor's office (not the same doctor that died ten years earlier). I suffered from chronic fatigue, rashes itching and joint pain so severe that I needed the job almost every week. The doctor says I have Candida. I said, "Doctor, is not it a song Tony Orlando? "He laughed and gave me a prescription for an antibiotic. That helped a little, but when it stopped, the symptoms came right back with a vengeance!

    Then my wife (who was on a yoga kick in time) dragged me into a "Natural Doctor". The nice lady gave me a complete checkup and suggested something about a "colon therapy". I never heard of before, but I was having no part of it. This was installed on a diet of "restrictive". To be perfectly honest, I should have called a "starvation diet".

    The fist page of the diet, said —

    Foods to Avoid:

    Â • No sugar of any kind – including fructose, corn syrup, Brown Sugar, raw sugar, not honey traps or

    Â • No alcohol – including beer or wine

    Â • No yeast products – including breads, rice, cereal

    Â • No salt – although you can use powdered kelp (whatever that is)

    Â • No carrots, corn, potatoes, onions, beet root, yams, sweet potatoes and winter squash

    Â • No processed foods, chemical additives, preservatives, dyes, stabilizers, artificial flavorings (which Micky D's has defiantly Out)

    Â • No canola oil and soy

    Â • Limit meat to a party more than half the size of the palm of your hand (or around a meatball)

    Â • Etc, etc, etc …

    Basically, in short, could eat all the cardboard and plastic that I wanted.

    I mean really – Is there anyone who could stay in this type of diet for a week, including a?

    I was tempted to test our pet gerbil, but I was afraid he would die, and the boys never forgive me for that.

    It is time for drastic measures. I had to do something or my wife had me lying on my side with a garden hose in the ass! It was then that I decided to take matters into my own hands. I started to do what almost any research team high level of education that would, I searched on google.

    The majority of the sites was most of the same nonsense, do not eat this, eating, not smoking, the type of advice. Then I came across an interesting site (I think it actually resulted from stumbleupon.com). That's when I found an incredible product was a simple little e-book. And it changed my life.

    The transformation began after only two days, and my life has not been the same since.

    It has been over a year, and I have absolutely no symptoms of infection yeast of any kind.

    Now if only I could get in touch with Tony Orlando.

    If you would like to know more about how to beat Candida and Yeast Infections, you can check out my blog at http://www.itchyfrank.blogspot.com
    Frank Mason is just an average schmoe who had Yeast Infections for over 30 years and finally found a cure!

    Jay Jay teh Gerbil DudE (R.I.P. Jay Jay 2004-2007)

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